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"and on the third day he brought his uncle." --Robert Hass

As a precaution, regularly take the following in small doses. On occasions when an agent of illness has entered the body, take the following in large doses:

* Whiskey or whisky
* Excercise

Rest on the fact that you are likely stronger than a microorganism. If it calls your bluff, be prepared to take your body to the brim of collapse. Surely, the germ would die before you do.
Poison